This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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