I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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