Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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