i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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