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Fuck
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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