you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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