He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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