You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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