and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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