Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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