what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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