Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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