WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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