I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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