Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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