I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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