I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
two words...techno handjob
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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