Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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