well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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