We're like a lot better than the average bears
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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