I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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