i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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