meet me or not, i'm out of control
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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