Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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