***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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