idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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