And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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