She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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