margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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