Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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