So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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