Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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