Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ugly people sure do ruin things
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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