my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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