garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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