I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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