I skipped work to stalk him.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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