So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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