Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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