I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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