What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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