1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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