We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
