can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Panties = found
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