I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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