i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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