Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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