Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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