Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...

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(323): View more from California

I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.

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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer

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(970): View more from Colorado

Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back

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(416): View more from Toronto

Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

(416): View more from Toronto

Better looking than her though please.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.

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