I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
