you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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