I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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