Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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