There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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