If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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