i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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