well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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