Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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