Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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