And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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