whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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